would you like some cream cheese on your beagle
keep your cream cheese away from my dog
- Next time I move to close, this is what you do.- Okay, what?
- You shut up!
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
My love for this post is unbelievable.
"boy i’m in a great mood!"
"oh, please. you can’t REALLY be in a great mood. there are people out there who just got raises. people just got married. people are being reunited with their families right now. how dare you say you’re happy."
The equivalent of someone saying you can’t be sad because other people have it worse than you.
omg im laughing so hard rn
“I am a very private person, yet I am an open book.
― (via hiddlesluscious)
If you don’t ask…I won’t tell.”
Matt Damon was conflicted when friends Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck called on him to complete the ALS ice bucket challenge.